Monthly Archives: April 2015

dear clouds about to close the beautiful blue hole in the heavens, I’m sure none of you know me, and I hear the scrape of chair and dinner table legs up there so I don’t want to bug you – … Continue reading →

dear random literate human, by the time you read this ashes of not just me but all of my septuplet siblings will very likely lightly dust greenery. Don’t you feel weird that the faster you can read this the more … Continue reading →

dear ice cream company, of two of your flavors, your chocolate-flavored variety marshmallow thickens presents the tougher, more shall we say, resistant, obstacle, forcing sweatier effort for a salivating fellow wanting, aching, to only use his eager spoon – really … Continue reading →

as we were saying picket ink would smudge message edges and luxury’s flotilla begins a slippery list before barely getting to the stuffed tortilla’s juicy goodies cussing with grins chili burns and summoning emergency bubble hops or even sweaty tea … Continue reading →

sorry but sanctimony begins to fast produce that sick fishy odor when worn on poets and sanctimony creeps because it is creepy and sniffs for creepy trails and all are potentially at risk of contracting the sanctimonious creeps but words … Continue reading →

you could store this shitake in the shelter. For if you treat it like a whopper and fries you’ll only wind up trying to hide a habit and shame is a horrific road on which to make your nelly navigate. … Continue reading →

if the albino buffalo who often beds in underground groundhog brothels frequently came to the surface to gulp a guzzle of air a day’s joy has made sunny and stroll the lane relaxed like locals the folks kicked back on … Continue reading →

small mallards that circle overhead are those mallards up there not? lord you’d think the park lake minnow bistro would exert a little stronger pull – yes I suppose a bit like leash and collar. Pigeons? oh no pigeons never … Continue reading →

writing to inform one lucky champ about the bluebird opening – decided to cancel migration – you’ll be treated to tidbits in other skies quite scarce if not illicit and attendants are groomed to be leggy without being too twiggy, … Continue reading →