Scram, skedaddle and shoo oh ye
mood polluter annoying and vile.
Well rah-rah you are preaching
for your team – as do opponents
whose numbers compete. Must be nice
to never fret or second-guess
every aspect of everything
from the ant to yourself to Pluto.
Now if you will excuse me
there is an evil egret
in a partial form
and begging to breathe
and yes my evil egret
will speak Human and may reside
in a swanky suite with walnut walls.
Once alive we will discuss it with tea.