Celebrities these days amount
to a fingertip of snot in big need
of a really far flinging. Or chop them
into inedible idiot nuggets
though we wouldn’t want to insult chickens.
It sorta started with Madonna
and I always hated Madonna’s guts.
Nothing about her ever got me hard.
Eighties? Middle Eighties? First crop of crap
idols molded from dung? Sounds close enough.