Oh Mao you silly people person,
praise is indeed lavished on Opium
for being born an Imperialist.
If nothing else Imperialist is
much richer in color than Communist;
just ask the penguins in Antarctica,
for that would send you on a mission full
of struggle and far from humorous types.
Maybe you and your workers can labor
on transforming Antarctica into
spherical wholeness boasting no edges
and your little dictators can instruct
that cap it must share ice with the Arctic.
Oh Mao you funny barrel of laughs.